Fossdissbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous bat.

Fossdissbim created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdissbim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossdissbim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fossdissbim's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fossdissbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Never stain your neck with brown.

5. Always obey Fossdissbim's priests.