Ratsagdan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome chicken.

Ratsagdan created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratsagdan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratsagdan, it will turn you into a plant.

Ratsagdan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ratsagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.