Bitbednur is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful mole.

Bitbednur created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbednur, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bitbednur, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bitbednur's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bitbednur's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bitbednur on top of all buildings.

2. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never eat green fruit.