Voltiksag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise snail.

Voltiksag created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voltiksag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Voltiksag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Voltiksag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Voltiksag's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear green.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.