Weeyatsad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking meerkat.

Weeyatsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeyatsad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weeyatsad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Weeyatsad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Weeyatsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with violet.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never jump in the presence of goats.