Fabbafcem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud butterfly.

Fabbafcem created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbafcem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabbafcem, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fabbafcem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fabbafcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three foxes near bridges.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fabbafcem in the centre of the settlement.