Flagvegtom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic bat.

Flagvegtom created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Flagvegtom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flagvegtom, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flagvegtom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flagvegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear gray shoes on sacred days.

5. Remain standing during prayer.