Sisdadsitbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish swan.

Sisdadsitbit created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sisdadsitbit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sisdadsitbit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sisdadsitbit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sisdadsitbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before touching tin.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sisdadsitbit.