Dutdibmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous mink.

Dutdibmeg created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdibmeg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dutdibmeg, he will turn you into a worm.

Dutdibmeg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dutdibmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Dutdibmeg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed melons to moths while wearing magenta coats.

5. Never sit in the presence of elders.