Pidfodsit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing hedgehog.

Pidfodsit created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidfodsit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidfodsit, it will turn you into a plant.

Pidfodsit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pidfodsit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed cucumbers to sharks while wearing orange boots.