Rakcardun Lenbisshom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, irritating fly.

Rakcardun Lenbisshom created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcardun Lenbisshom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rakcardun Lenbisshom, he will strike you with lightening.

Rakcardun Lenbisshom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rakcardun Lenbisshom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never travel toward the south during spring.

3. Do not wear rings marked with blue.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing brown trousers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Do not stand on grass.