Fudlogwik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent dryad.

Fudlogwik created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlogwik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudlogwik, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudlogwik's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fudlogwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

2. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with pigs.