Ingfod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, happy ferret.

Ingfod created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingfod, it will turn you into a tree.

Ingfod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ingfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bananas on days of mourning.

5. Never think about dark energy near shrews while wearing green skirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.