Gigxuckdod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful butterfly.

Gigxuckdod created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigxuckdod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigxuckdod, it will not care at all.

Gigxuckdod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gigxuckdod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigxuckdod.

2. Never wear pink jumpers on sacred days.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.