Listquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless slug.

Listquim created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listquim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listquim, it will strike you with lightening.

Listquim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Listquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. You must pray to Listquim four times a day.

5. Never skip in winter.