Mishoglad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome skunk.

Mishoglad created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Mishoglad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mishoglad, he will turn you into a plant.

Mishoglad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mishoglad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four manatees approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.