Nullbogxen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise hedgehog.

Nullbogxen created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullbogxen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullbogxen, it will ignore you.

Nullbogxen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nullbogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silver while unclean.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nullbogxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.