Yarlbuging Parkvogbig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage mouse.

Yarlbuging Parkvogbig created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbuging Parkvogbig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarlbuging Parkvogbig, she will turn you into a tree.

Yarlbuging Parkvogbig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yarlbuging Parkvogbig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Never talk about galaxies.