Manbanneg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able gorilla.

Manbanneg created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbanneg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Manbanneg, she will jump up and down on your head.

Manbanneg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Manbanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Manbanneg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Manbanneg on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never talk about fire.