Getyattcib is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent chicken.

Getyattcib created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Getyattcib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getyattcib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Getyattcib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Getyattcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Getyattcib on top of all buildings.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getyattcib.