Quimgenyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, benevolent donkey.

Quimgenyarp created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimgenyarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimgenyarp, it will be mildly annoyed.

Quimgenyarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Quimgenyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with turquoise.

2. Do not wear coats marked with pink.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always look after injured horses.