Lamsafmif is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable cat.

Lamsafmif created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamsafmif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lamsafmif, it will send you a sign.

Lamsafmif's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lamsafmif's Holy Commandments

1. Lamsafmif loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Never gather nine horses near walls.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never sit in the presence of elders.