Lenloophomfadbamsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever eagle.

Lenloophomfadbamsaf created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenloophomfadbamsaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenloophomfadbamsaf, she will ignore you.

Lenloophomfadbamsaf's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lenloophomfadbamsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing green tights and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Do not commit murder.