Nulnulcib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent beaver.

Nulnulcib created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulnulcib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulnulcib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nulnulcib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nulnulcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange tights.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never talk about black holes.