Queeglenpadrap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless goat.

Queeglenpadrap created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeglenpadrap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queeglenpadrap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Queeglenpadrap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Queeglenpadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Do not place wheat upon stone.

3. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Do not wear stockings marked with violet.