Dusspomdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful bear.

Dusspomdog created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusspomdog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dusspomdog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dusspomdog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dusspomdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

3. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the east.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.