Pitarfabmonwatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident tapir.

Pitarfabmonwatsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitarfabmonwatsin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitarfabmonwatsin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pitarfabmonwatsin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pitarfabmonwatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

4. Never mix turnips with water.

5. Do not kill sharks.