Ditgencin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ditgencin created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Ditgencin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ditgencin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ditgencin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ditgencin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ditgencin.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.