Gadcetbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, stupid mouse.

Gadcetbeg created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcetbeg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gadcetbeg, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gadcetbeg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gadcetbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from tin.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never record signs.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.