Likhadkik is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise dolphin.

Likhadkik created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhadkik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likhadkik, he will laugh at you.

Likhadkik's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Likhadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to goats while wearing yellow rings.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never prepare peanuts during summer.