Sakvigquim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable whale.

Sakvigquim created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvigquim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakvigquim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sakvigquim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sakvigquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with mauve.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching silicon.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with orange.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.