Wodcidsiszan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving salamander.

Wodcidsiszan created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcidsiszan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodcidsiszan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodcidsiszan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wodcidsiszan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.