Fenflyditripsit Nilratgessarmshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Fenflyditripsit Nilratgessarmshav created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fenflyditripsit Nilratgessarmshav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenflyditripsit Nilratgessarmshav, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fenflyditripsit Nilratgessarmshav's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fenflyditripsit Nilratgessarmshav's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.