Pasgarbum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest guinea pig.

Pasgarbum created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pasgarbum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasgarbum, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pasgarbum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pasgarbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to cats while wearing white shirts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.