Hugflamrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty squirrel.

Hugflamrig created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugflamrig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugflamrig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hugflamrig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hugflamrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugflamrig.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.