Nurtbassrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, compassionate mole.

Nurtbassrull created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbassrull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtbassrull, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nurtbassrull's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nurtbassrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Nurtbassrull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never hop in the presence of voles.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.