Catnibqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage aardvark.

Catnibqueeg created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Catnibqueeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Catnibqueeg, she will make you grow a tail.

Catnibqueeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Catnibqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Catnibqueeg loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.