Davfobbest is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise warg.

Davfobbest created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfobbest, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Davfobbest, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Davfobbest's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Davfobbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Learn four new languages a year.