Rowcablagzaksabcap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive rat.

Rowcablagzaksabcap created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowcablagzaksabcap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowcablagzaksabcap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowcablagzaksabcap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rowcablagzaksabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.