Bonhabsom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable fox.

Bonhabsom created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonhabsom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonhabsom, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bonhabsom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bonhabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.