Hasnarsis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless cat.

Hasnarsis created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasnarsis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hasnarsis, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hasnarsis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hasnarsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Never eat melons.