Ingdudgun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast mouse.

Ingdudgun created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingdudgun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingdudgun, she will destroy your favourite star.

Ingdudgun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ingdudgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never feed nuts to sharks while wearing blue kilts.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.