Janlipcun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying finch.

Janlipcun created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janlipcun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Janlipcun, he will send you a sign.

Janlipcun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Janlipcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bananas upon stone.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Never mark doors with red.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janlipcun.