Tiflengil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane swallow.

Tiflengil created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiflengil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tiflengil, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tiflengil's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tiflengil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tiflengil on top of all buildings.

2. Tiflengil loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never wear brown scarves.