Mitcemdannur is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unfair otter.

Mitcemdannur created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Mitcemdannur, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitcemdannur, he will turn you into a rock.

Mitcemdannur's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mitcemdannur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Fast once a month.