Nutnulldadtongodsomzan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful shark.

Nutnulldadtongodsomzan created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnulldadtongodsomzan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutnulldadtongodsomzan, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nutnulldadtongodsomzan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nutnulldadtongodsomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

3. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.