Xenbogsug Bomkikkik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tranquil goat.

Xenbogsug Bomkikkik created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbogsug Bomkikkik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xenbogsug Bomkikkik, it will turn you into a puffin.

Xenbogsug Bomkikkik's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Xenbogsug Bomkikkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Xenbogsug Bomkikkik loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick birds.