Yimfadomt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous yak.

Yimfadomt created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimfadomt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimfadomt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yimfadomt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yimfadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat apples.