Abfabhat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking wyvern.

Abfabhat created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abfabhat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Abfabhat, he will think nothing of it.

Abfabhat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Abfabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed parsnips to cats while wearing green ear rings.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.