Dissjigsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous troll.

Dissjigsaf created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissjigsaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dissjigsaf, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dissjigsaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dissjigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never travel toward the west during summer.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. You must pray to Dissjigsaf five times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Dissjigsaf.